Total Medals Earned: 938 (From 145 different games.) Total Medal Score: 11,440 Points
Medals Earned: 6/14 (100/400 points)
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Rip the first dude's head off.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Shotgun rape the first guy.
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Medals Earned: 3/15 (15/125 points)
The coward lives to flee another day.
Had a shootout.
Giving it one.
You got some hlep from the Sagi crew.
You ate so much meat you gonna pop!
There IS time for loving.
Sweet home on it... how I wish I could stay.
I've seen things man, terrible things...
You're like a tank! Ain't nuthin' gettin' through.
Build a terrifying arsenal.
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/20 points)
Medals Earned: 1/12 (10/510 points)
Destroy 500 targets
Click 200 buttons
Earn 63 Novice medals
Play for 30 minutes
Complete all 24 campaign stages
Play for 1 hour
Spend 60 minutes in the practice range
Play for 2 hours
Earn 63 Veteran medals
Earn 63 Expert medals
Attain 100% game completion
Play for 3 hours
Medals Earned: 11/11 (140/140 points)
Medals Earned: 15/21 (150/205 points)
Medals Earned: 10/10 (65/65 points)
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/35 points)
Medals Earned: 2/2 (20/20 points)
Complete all 6 endings
Complete any 1 ending